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You Might be a Homeschooler if…

May 29th, 2007 by

You might be a Homeschooler

  • If your whole class and teacher kiss the principal goodbye as he goes off to work
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If you and your teacher come to early morning class in your pajamas
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If school is recessed to bring in the groceries
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If cleaning the room, making the bed and preparing lunch is your daily assignment in Home Economics class
    ….     YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If you have to relocate your chemistry lab each day so the family can eat lunch
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If you have to walk twenty feet back and forth to school each day
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If going to the park counts for both a nature fieldtrip and P.E.
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

  • If your wife asks for, and gets a copier instead of a diamond tennis bracelet for your wedding anniversary
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If your kids think that reading history is best accomplished while lying on the floor with their head resting on the side of their patient dog
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If the principal can give the teacher a pat on the behind and it’s not harassment
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If your neighbors think you are insane
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If you can listen to your child’s favorite hilarious passage from "Hank the Cow Dog" forty-seven times
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If your formal dining room now has a computer, copy machine and many book shelves and there are educational posters and maps all over the walls
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If you have meal worms growing in a container…on purpose
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If talking out loud to yourself is a parent/teacher conference
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If you take off for a teacher in-service day because the principal needs clean underwear
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If you can’t make it through a movie without pointing out all the historical anachronisms
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If you step on math manipulatives in your pre-dawn stumble to the bathroom
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If your closet contains more than three jumpers
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If when visiting a strange town you see a parking lot full of mini-vans and station wagons and wonder if it’s a homeschooling conference
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.
  • If you live in a one-house schoolroom
    …. YOU might be a homeschooler.

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